most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge
My education in a nutshell
i have to buy this
Does that mean it’ll just pour on you when you first sit down and start swinging?
Seems like the beginning and ending of this wouldn’t be much fun…
Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them.
I love this
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
I’m kind of in love with this.
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
so many people probably reblogged this as a joke but at the end of the day he’s still stuntin on us lames
How could any1 reblog this as a joke omg tht hair is like a silk ocean
IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL